The kick starts to my MA studies went a little bit horrific
After I caught you in the list dear phonetics
I really thought I have done enough linguistics
Ah again, you sponge me and my all cognetics
Similar to my purse being supressed by discounted cosmetics.
Kid me not,
Grammatical theories is a tough stuff which will burst out my slimy heart soon enough
With its peculiar lexicons slowly breaking me into half
I am done, let’s take a break like a brit eating cream puff
But not Mr Radford, Hageman or Kroger in touch
Because they will philosophise me like a Falstaff
By knocking my nightmares for choosing this path.
101 misconceptions about linguistics
Is not about deciphering A to Z on the page
Or writing essays about the pet you keep in the cage
Not even expecting a birthing polyglot onstage
Because it is a huge deal of an abstract element
Forming a constituent under a certain circumstance
Flip your head away if someone degrades its relevant
Only you linguist can break the uncertain(s).